Gossip Roundup: Michael Lohan Refuses To Disappear

Filed under Culture : Lindsay Lohan

· When he’s not busy harassing his ex-wife and starlet daughter to participate in his planned reality show, Michael Lohan is busy getting crashing his car and getting arrested for a DWI. Being a stage dad is such hard work, no? [R&M & AP]
· After suffering partial hearing loss and lung damage due to office construction work, former Talk staffer Elizabeth Schaper is suing the management firm and construction company responsible for the defunct mag’s Chelsea office. Those companies, in turn, are suing Miramax — which means Harvey Weinstein, Tina Brown, and Ron Galotti will be testifying. The E! reenactment for this thing is going to be so awesome. [Page Six]
· Hey, did you hear about how someone hacked Paris Hilton’s Sidekick? [Fox 411]
· Tara Subkoff, apparently unable to tolerate Wes Anderson’s fondness for mock turtlenecks, has left the director after 2 years of artsy love. She’s reportedly moved on to actor Liev Schriber. [ELK (2nd item)]
· Ben Widdicombe throws a jab at Page Six; could the Daily News be itching for another round of classic fighting? [Gatecrasher]
· Hollywood super Gew David Geffen unloads his rage on Michael Eisner and John Kerry during a Q&A at the 92nd Street Y. [Lowdown (2nd item)]